You take a flight with your husband, and he takes a picture of you, because he thinks you’re “oh, so cute”. Do we say “Awww” or do we yell, “Guilty!”?
Your honor, on Monday, Donnie Wahlberg (the husband) shared a photo of him and Jenny (the wife) on Instagram, saying, “Not sure if she’s paying homage to her favorite move – Airplane – or if I literally talked to her sleep!”
The comments regarding this picture began to flow and, among other replies, Donnie said, “I didn’t say she won’t take revenge. I just said she won’t be mad;” and to @just4lauryn – who wrote “Omg she is going to mule kick you for posting this” – he replied, “never. Best thing about her is her sense of humor.”
Now, your honor, members of the jury, Blockheads holding a child in one arm while watching the dog eating the child’s meal and reading this post from a mobile that’s going to end up in the puke released by the cat: A question remains. Is this, in fact, an act that could be perceived by the wife with a smile?
I’d like to present at this point “Exhibit B”, which shows a clip of the couple after the flight.
Your honor, members of the jury and Blockheads around the Block, we do see -in fact – the wife smiling and saying “That was funny;” however, was it indeed?
Well, I don’t know about you, but: if I wake up after a flight, without a hair out of place, with a Louis Vuitton hand bag next to me…, in a private jet…, WITH DONNIE WAHLBERG’S FACE ON MY FACE, I promise you that my smile alone will be worthy of a Mark Twain Prize (…which is for American Humor, and I only did open mics so far, and I was born and raised in Argentina. I’ll stop writing; now.)
I say, “not guilty,” your honor! And recommend myself for my big break, since I actually quit my Law practice to be a starving full-time writer/comedian.
I rest my case.
(And yes. Jenny has also a Louis Vuitton makeup bag on her lap. Shut up.)